It is fairly clear to anyone that this blog had been neglected, and some mojo has been lost-hence the term bleg-lect and blo-jo. Primarily this is because of a few pathetic little parasites who really need to eat s…(something I’d rather not write out loud).Yes, you, I’m talking to you spammers! Well lookey here, couldn’t keep [...]
Well well well, what can I say? I mean seriously,this is a childrens’ book about achieving confidence and positive body image through dieting. Although the character in the book is 14 years old, the target audience for this book is 4-6 year olds. Some people may be thinking, well what is wrong with this, given [...]
The other day at work, there were leftover chocolate brownies in the office that had been saved for my colleague and I.We both unanimously decided to throw them in the bin in to resist temptation of such pure evil (they were double, dark chocolate brownies).Two hours later, heavily breathing, and checking that my colleague was [...]
He has fixed plenty of broken toys, cleaned up a few litres of vomit, changed the smelliest of diapers,stayed at homewhen they were sick, slept on the floor in their bedroom because they were scared of “the monster”,took a spontaneous day off work to spend time with them,just because he missed them, rolled around on the floor,laying the same endless, tiring [...]
Please note that the words *food* & *leftovers* are sometimes used to represent people. Would you like to eat someones *leftovers*, when you can get your own fresh plate of *food*? What if there is a gross trail of bite marks and saliva in the *food*? Yes, my point exactly. A relative of mine has started dating his ex [...]
I have been seraching for a pendant light with a little bit of an edge,and I have finally found it ! This beauty will hang over my dining table, and as soon as you walk into the room, it shouts out BAM!
Four years! For four years, I have successfully managed to wee in privacy (I have two boys aged 3 and 4, so I think some type of award is in order).The day came when I had to wee, with my little men as spectators, in the parents room toilet of a busy shopping centre. After [...]