I haven’t blogged in a while. Truth be told, life is sucking the blood out of me. I feel fat, bloated, engorged & saggy (and that’s just my brain). But that’s another blogpost all together. P.s folks, just how hideous is this pic above? I am here today, motivated to complete the soundtrack part [...]
Recently, I have had the pleasure of reliving the birth of my two children,by talking to two expectant first time mums: a friend, and an extended family member. Childbirth is a beautiful miracle. By beautiful,I mean the baby is beautiful. Pushing a baby out of a gobsmackingly stretchable opening of your body however, is far from beautiful, [...]
Well well well, what can I say? I mean seriously,this is a childrens’ book about achieving confidence and positive body image through dieting. Although the character in the book is 14 years old, the target audience for this book is 4-6 year olds. Some people may be thinking, well what is wrong with this, given [...]
The other day at work, there were leftover chocolate brownies in the office that had been saved for my colleague and I.We both unanimously decided to throw them in the bin in to resist temptation of such pure evil (they were double, dark chocolate brownies).Two hours later, heavily breathing, and checking that my colleague was [...]
My youngest son peed on the floor today. He is toilet trained, and a bit of a neat freak (wonder where he could possibly get that from?). So there was no way he would have done it on purpose.He would have been mortified and desperate to clean it up. So why did mother of the [...]
Please note that the words *food* & *leftovers* are sometimes used to represent people. Would you like to eat someones *leftovers*, when you can get your own fresh plate of *food*? What if there is a gross trail of bite marks and saliva in the *food*? Yes, my point exactly. A relative of mine has started dating his ex [...]
Now, I’m not one to condone violence, by any means. However, you can fantasize about suckerpunching a few women on tv, and the below images are merely a representation of what I have felt like doing, to a few women this week. Thankfully, these emotions of bewilderment and anger,have been directed towards ordinary women, online or on [...]
I am a tad of a neat freak. Sadly, because of this thing called unconditional love, I live with three,not so tidy boys. (If love were conditional, they would all be neat freaks!) One boy, I married, two came out of my body.Suffice it to say, boys are not the neatest of creatures, so any [...]
